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Golden Corral Has a Chocolate Fountain? More Proof That I'm Not a Germaphobe.

Written By Jeff Tilden on Sunday, November 13, 2011 | 9:00 AM

As if America needed more examples of looking overindulgent, fat, or disgusting.  Now Golden Corral offers a chocolate fountain on their all-you-can-eat buffet.  Now you have the option of dipping assorted fruits into chocolate and enjoying that for your post-buffet dessert.  However, why limit yourself?  Its a buffet!  You can take a slice of pizza and dip it in the chocolate fountain!  Why not use the chocolate as gravy for your mashed potatoes?  Who needs steak sauce?  Come on, its a chocolate fountain on a buffet!

Okay, I'm getting carried away, but I do have to laugh at this.  When we first saw the commercial for Golden Corral's fountain of joy, my wife almost vomited with disgust.  I laughed out loud at the absurdity, but it was immediately followed with the thought, "I'd try it".  Yes, you read right, I would try it.  Yes, even with kids' boogery hands and pieces of who-knows-what foods cycling through the chocolate, I would at least try a bit.  If you need more proof that I'm not a germaphobe, click the link above that reads "germaphobe".  Put yourself to the test, and read my reasons for not being a germaphobe.  You may surprise yourself on where you stand.

For now, here are a few more reasons in addition to the chocolate fountain that I am not a germaphobe:

-I will push a shopping cart around without wiping it down with alcohol wipes first.
- I will pet my dog while eating food.
-I use my fingers to pick excess food out of my teeth, and at times, will eat it.
-I'm not completely grossed out if I accidentally use my wife's toothbrush (although, she is)


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